Don't swear

This is an amazing idea.

Have made world's crappest programming language: Automat. I've just tried to mention BrainFuck, the world's simplest programming language but as I'm using a university machine to make this post it aborted the browser and logged an illegal usage complaint. I will put the ammended link here when I have access to an uncensored machine: brainfuck. Suffice to say that my own language is nothing by comparison. It stinks. I have at the very least become a little more familiar with PHP.